Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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