I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
