Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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