Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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