i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
