You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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