Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
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