Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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