You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
