I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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