just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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