gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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