i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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