chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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