i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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