Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
