Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
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She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
He told me they were just razor bumps!
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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