so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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