dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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