id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I think a kid would responsible me up
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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