dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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