i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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