Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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