I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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