if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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