One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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