How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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