At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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