i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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