I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Randomize
