Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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