# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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