like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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