Midget sex pt 2 tonight
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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