Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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