i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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