He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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