sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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