Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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