I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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