READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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