Cold hands, warm shart.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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