I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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