we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
areolas are like halos for boobs.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
this hospital has no fireball
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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