it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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