the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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