Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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