Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
third nipple confirmed
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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