should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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