North Korea, Best Korea!
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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