Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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