i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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