porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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